have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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