? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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