no, he came in my armpit
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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