there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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