Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
wow bdsm is so cute
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