You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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