He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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