i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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