the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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