so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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