bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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