16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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