you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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