your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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