Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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