3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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