Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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