found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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