hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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