I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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