We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Is it penis luge time yet?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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