its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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