Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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