**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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