We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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