I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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