I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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