You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
