I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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