Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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