If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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