Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
