Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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