Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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