It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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