I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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