You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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