so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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