i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
