16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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