Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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