Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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