Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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