DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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