so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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