So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I could fuck to npr.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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