She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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