all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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