didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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