Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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