I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
